Monday, January 24, 2011

Billy Long goes to the White House with Jeff Layman

Hey Billy! Billy Long! You made it to Washington! And tonight you are going to a reception at the White House and meet President Obama!


Hey Billy! Will you tell the president how "FED UP" you are with all those politicians in Washington and their cronies?

Willya? Willya? Huh? Huh? Willya?

Oh gee, this is getting embarrassing, you took one of your cronies with you. You said in your commercial that you were fed up with....

Oh, I see, it's the OTHER politicians and their cronies, yeah, that's right, those dad-gum dem-y-crats!

Well, while you're there, see if you can sneak a peak at his birth certificate.

Headed to the White House for a reception but with the traffic we may have to punt about 4 hours ago via Mobile Web

Made it in the White House after showing our photo ID several times - they even let Jeff Layman in about 3 hours ago via Mobile Web

Layman's dying to meet Jon Runyan who's 5 or 6 back of us in line - wants him to unretire and help his Steelers at Superbowl about 3 hours ago via Mobile Web

#BreakingNews President Obama just fessed up to Jeff Layman that with Chicago out he's now officially rooting for the Steelers- Jeff's happy about 3 hours ago via Mobile Web

Layman thinks he died and went to Heaven he's now met Jon Runyan, Allen West , Tim Scott & Rick Berg - stick a fork in him he's done about 3 hours ago via Mobile Web

Dennis Ross another Freshman just asked if I know Auctioneer Marty Higgenbotham? DO I KNOW MARTY- Great Guy- Great Auctioneer #112thFreshmen about 2 hours ago via Mobile Web

If someone would teach me how to Tweet pictures I could really do some damage - like a friend of mine at Politico about 2 hours ago via Mobile Web

I think I understand now 'We're not asking you to go home but we have to clear this room'- they've cleared enough rooms we're outside & cold about 2 hours ago via Mobile Web


Think Billy will send back a photo of him and Layman and Obama like he did with Pelosi?

ah jeez

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